THE ANNOYING SISTER

“Annoying Sister has denied reports that she caused a delay in the distribution of relief goods to calamity-stricken residents of Cagayan de Oro City because she had to be photographed and videotaped while heading that mission of mercy herself.”

THE ANNOYING SISTER

taken from Jojo Robles

In the showbiz section of another newspaper, the Annoying Sister has denied reports that she caused a delay in the distribution of relief goods to calamity-stricken residents of Cagayan de Oro City because she had to be photographed and videotaped while heading that mission of mercy herself. In her own words, this is what Kris Aquino was actually reported to have said:

“Bakit sila magagalit sa akin? Baka paninira lang kasi. Ang ganda nang pagtanggap sa family namin. And I think we are doing everything humanly possible to help. My sisters and I of course defended P-noy sa accusation na matagal siyang pumunta sa CDO at inuna ang party. Dapat i-consider na end of the year at complete ang pondo at may pang-disaster relief.

“We went to two sightings and personally handed the relief goods. We had to leave before 10:30 pm., because [our] small plane can’t land in NAIA after midnight.

“I can’t please the world but I know the truth. Tao lang akong nasasaktan dahil grabe rin ang pagod ko.

“Sana sa mga naninira o sinumang nagkakalat ng maling balita, sana maski two percent man lang nang na-collect ko for Mindanao ay nagawa nila. Hindi election time ngayon, unlike Ondoy, they can’t accuse of palapad ng papel.

“After 2013, tapos na kami sa politics. Obvious na ang mga nagalit sa amin, takot sa 2013 o 2016 na tatakbo ako. Relax dapat sila, my career path is one day to run my own network.”

Now that’s something to look forward to: a media network owned and operated by Kris herself, where she can presumably talk all she wants day in and day out. We can hardly wait.